Realistic Horror

The Legend of Granny Donovan

"That's just terrible," Sue said. "Yeah, no shit," I replied. "No one could believe something like that could happen in our small town." "Are you telling her that stupid story about Granny Donovan? You know it's all bullshit, right?" Andrew said as he came back with another round of beers ...

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The Legend of Granny Donovan

“That’s just terrible,” Sue said.

“Yeah, no shit,” I replied. “No one could believe something like that could happen in our small town.”

“Are you telling her that stupid story about Granny Donovan? You know it’s all bullshit, right?”

Andrew said as he came back with another round of beers.

I groaned when he said this.

“Wait, it’s not true?” Sue exclaimed, looking at me.

“Goddamnit Andrew,” I cursed at him.

Andrew laughed before he took a sip of his beer while Sue still stared at me, confused.

“Sue, I swear, it’s all true! The old lady really invited all the kids from the playing field over to her home and sewed them together!”

“Oh, come on, Eric! Who’s going to believe any of that?”

“Shut up, Andrew! It’s true, and you damn well know it!”

“Alright, Eric,” Sue started, clearly annoyed now. “You can stop.”

“What? No! Honestly, it’s true. If you don’t believe me, we can go there right now and have a look! You can still see the old bloodstains and everything!”

“Dude, we’re not going to some stupid run-down building in the middle of the freaking night,” Andrew cursed.

“Oh yeah? Are you scared of Granny Donovan?”

Andrew put his beer down, and his eyes focused on me. “I just don’t want to go over there right now!”

“Yeah, it’s because you’re-“

“Oh Jesus Christ, cut it out, you two! Fine, let’s go then.”

A few minutes later we’d all put on our shoes and set out towards the old Donovan house down the road.

“Can’t believe this shit,” Andrew mumbled to himself as he walked behind Sue and me.

I slowed down for a moment and approached him. “Dude, come on, this is going to be fun.”

“Yeah, you know I didn’t want to go there again tonight. Why can’t we do normal things for once? Like watching a movie or something?”

“Well,” I said with a big smile, “because this is much more interesting!”

“Ugh, whatever,” was all he answered.

I turned towards Sue, who was still walking ahead of us. She was blissfully ignorant of our conversation, typing away on her phone.

“So,” I started when I was next to her again. “Did I tell you that I was there that day as well?”

“What? Come on, you’re making that up!”

I gave her a hard smile. “No, but I was sick, so my mom had to get me before the end of the game. That’s the only reason I’m still alive. If I’d gone to her house with the rest of them,” I broke up shaking my head.

I could hear Andrew groan behind us.

It wasn’t long before we arrived at the old field. From there we could already make out the outlines of the former Donovan home.

It had once been a beautiful, bright family home, but decades of abandonment had transformed it into a ghastly ruin.

As we stepped closer, we could all see the wild and overgrown yard, the boarded up windows and the wide open doorway.

“This looks scary, do we really have to go in,” Sue asked in a low voice.

I gave her a little smile. “Come on, we came all this way. Didn’t you say yourself we should go?”

For a moment, she shuffled around before she gave me a weak nod.

Without waiting any longer, I stepped into the building. Sue was by my side in an instant, pressing herself against me.

I led her through the dark entry hall to the remnants of the kitchen.

“See, this is where she mixed the poison into the lemonade,” I started. “It was right here that she killed all those boys. If you look over here, you can even see a stain on the floor. It’s where one of the kids dropped his glass, and the liquid etched itself into the floorboards.”

I led her to the corner of the room and showed her a spot were the floorboards were especially rotten.

Her eyes grew a bit wider for a moment before she laughed nervously.

“You’re making this up, Eric!”

“You still don’t believe me? Why don’t we go upstairs and I show you the room where she did it.”

“Did what?”

“Sewed all their corpses together.”

She cringed a bit but then nodded.

“Wait, where’s Andrew?”

I had to fight to hide my smile. “Wasn’t he just behind us? I bet that pussy went back outside.”

“A-are you sure? Can’t we just go back?”

“No way,” I answered and softly grabbed hold of her arm.

With that, I led her upstairs.

The old stairs groaned with each step we took. As Sue held onto me, I could feel the goosebumps on her arm.

“The story goes that she dragged all of them up here, into the room at the back. Take a look over there at those scratch marks.”

I pointed at a few scratches on the floor that were clearly left by some animals.

“It’s said that some of the kids were still half alive and left those when they tried to get away from her.”

Sue inched in closer, totally believing it.

With each step we took down the hallway, her breathing intensified. I could feel her shaking slightly. It didn’t help that the old house around us groaned and shifted, filling the night with all sorts of noises.

Once we’d made it, I carefully pushed open the door. A loud creaking sound cut through the night and Sue whimpered in fear.

We stepped inside, and I led her to the back of the room. There the floor was discolored and dirty.

“This is where she did it. Come here, Sue,” I said and pulled her closer. “This whole spot here is where she let them bleed out. That whole floor was soaked in blood.”

Her eyes grew wide, and she put a hand over her mouth as she saw the large dark spot that covered almost half the room.

“You know, the legend goes that Granny Donovan’s ghost still haunts this place. If you come here in the middle of the night, you can sometimes see her, needles in hand, ready to make you part of her collection.”

“Fucking stop, Eric, alright?” she pressed out with a whimper. “You’re scaring me! Can we please go back now?”

“Sure, but, you were the one who wanted to come, so don’t blame-“

Suddenly my words were cut off by the sounds of needles clicking against one another. Sue’s eyes grew wide, and all the color dropped from her face. For a moment, she stared at me before she turned into the direction of the sound.

At that moment, she noticed the long-haired figure, dressed in a white nightgown. It was standing against the wall right next to the door.

Sue screamed up as the ghastly apparition cackled and rushed towards her. It raised the needles high into the air. Moments before the metal pierced her skin, she passed out from shock.

I started to laugh when her body hit the floor.

“Oh man, you’re getting really good at that,” I said to Andrew.

He cursed and dropped the needles as well as the old wig head been wearing.

“Shut up, do you have the stuff?” Andrew asked me while he struggled to get out of the old nightgown.

“No worries, I got our special little lemonade right here,” I answered and took out a small bottle.

I stepped up to Sue, forced her mouth open, and poured the liquid down her throat. It didn’t take long before she started shaking and convulsing. Not even a minute later, she lay still again.

I went and picked up the needles again and put them into my back pocket before I turned back to Andrew.

“Alright, you take the feet,” I instructed him.

Together the two of us started to carry the body through the hallway and down the stairs.

“Why did we do this upstairs again?” Andrew asked, annoyed.

“I thought it would be fun to mix things up a little,” I said with a short laugh.

Once we’d made it downstairs, I pushed open the door to the basement. For a moment, I retched as the smell of rot and decay hit me.

As soon as we’d made it down the last couple of steps, Andrew let go of her and left the basement again.

“Alright, I played Granny tonight, you take care of the sewing!”

I sighed, but agreed, covering my nose to ward off the smell.

“So, how many did she kill and sew together that old urban legend?”

“Think it was thirteen,” Andrew answered.

Thirteen, I thought, still four more to go. Then I started the process of connecting Sue to the rest of them.

I was sure if there ever was a Granny Donovan, she’d be proud of us.

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How to Crack a Vending Machine

Chance encounters are common, even in the middle of the night, or especially in the middle of the night. The man who taught me and my friend Sebastian how to crack vending machines, though, was anything but common.

The two of us had gone out like usual, on a whim and with no other plan than to get drunk. We left our small hometown behind, took a train to the city and went on a bar crawl, on Thursday evening to bout. Our plan was simple: have some fun, get drunk and take the last train home at one in the morning. As so many times before, things didn’t exactly work out that way. After getting lost for a good hour, we ended up at a small, isolated station and saw we’d missed the last train by about half an hour.

“Isn’t that fucking great!?” Sebastian cursed the moment we arrived.

My eyes wandered to the display, hoping against all hope that another train would arrive shortly. Of course there wouldn’t and we’d have to wait until early morning.

“So, what do we do now?” I asked, turning to him. “You got any money for a taxi?”

“Nah, man, it’s way too far and way too expensive.”

“Great,” I mumbled. “Guess there’s nothing we can do.”

Sebastian’s eyes wandered to the display as well, and when he saw how long we’d have to wait, he groaned. A moment later, however, he sat down on the bench, opened his backpack, and produced an unopened six-pack.

“Where the hell did you get that from?”

He shrugged.

“Late night store while you were taking a leak. You took forever, so I thought I might as well stock up for the ride home.”

I couldn’t help but laugh, sat down next to him and we each opened a bottle of beer.

Half an hour later, and once I was done with my beer, I felt my eyes falling shut. Knowing that we still had a good three hours left, I didn’t even try to stay awake.

I don’t know how much time had passed when strange sounds woke me.

“Dude the hell are you-?” I started, but saw Sebastian wasn’t there.

All that was left was a couple of empty bottles and his backpack, which leaned against the bench next to me.

I listened again, now realizing what I’d heard before were echoing footsteps coming from the stairs that led up towards the station. I opened my mouth to ask Sebastian where the fuck he’d gone, but closed it when I saw a figure that was definitely not Sebastian. No, the person who’d just made their way up the stairs was way too big to be my scrawny best friend.

Fear washed over me and I was wide awake instantly. It was half-past two in the morning, on a weekday to bout. The trains weren’t running for another two hours, so why the fuck would anyone come here?

I told myself it had to be another poor schmuck who’d missed the last train like we had. Yet, the closer the figure got, and the better a look I got at the man, the more unsure I was.

He was huge. At first, I’d thought he was just fat, but below the dim station lights I could see hard, bulging muscles. His face was half-hidden by an unkempt, wild beard and surrounded by strands of long, greasy hair.

I knew right away that this guy wasn’t your average hobo. No, he was probably drunk and probably up to nothing good. Once more, my eyes darted around for Sebastian, but he was still nowhere to be seen. For a second, I wondered if that guy had done something to him and was now coming for me.

I scrambled from the bench, almost tripped over one of Sebastian’s empty bottles, and got a hold of my backpack. When I stared back at the man, our eyes met. Not drunk, I realized. His eyes were wide, sharp, and focused on me and only me.

“Well, what do we have here?” he brought out, his mouth turning into the slightest grin. “Didn’t know someone else was around.”

An almost physical sensation washed over, as if I could feel the lie he’d just told me on my skin. I was damned sure he’d seen me up here and I was damned sure he wasn’t just here for a greeting.

I felt goosebumps all over my arms, felt myself getting sweaty and had to will myself to stop from shaking. In an instant, I threw my backpack over my shoulder and was about to run, only the bump right into Sebastian.

“The hell are you doing? I just went for a leak and you’re-“

He broke off when he, too, saw the imposing figure who was walking towards us.

Yet, the moment the man saw Sebastian, he stopped. One of his hands went upward, and he began scratching his head. For a second, I thought I’d heard him mumble something to himself.

“Who’s that?” Sebastian asked me in a much too loud and much too slurred whisper.

“Let’s just get out of here, all right?” I urged him.

With that, I threw him his backpack and began pulling him after me.

When the man noticed my intentions, he lifted his arms in a defensive gesture and did his best to beam at us.

“Now, now, boys, there’s no need to be worried. I don’t mean any trouble. Just went for a little walk and decided to have a look at them vending machines up here. You know?”

“V-vending machines?” I brought out in a confused whisper.

“Yeah, that shiny beauty over there,” he said matter-of-factly, and pointed at the single vending machine that had been placed on the platform.

In a few wide strides, and much faster than I’d expected, he crossed the distance between himself and the machine. A second later, he lifted one of his giant hands and beat against the side of the machine. The loud, reverberating bang made both me and Sebastian jerk.

When the man saw it, he grinned at us.

“You boys want to know a little trick?”

Neither I nor Sebastian said anything, and after a few seconds of painful silence, the man continued on.

“Throughout the years, I’ve learned quite a few little tricks, but you know which is the best of them? It’s how to crack things.”

I couldn’t help but stare at the guy, preparing myself to run at any moment. The hell was wrong with him?

“What are you-?” Sebastian slurred, but the man cut him off.

“Cracking things like this vending machine here. If you know what you’re doing, and you do it just right, it will all work out perfectly well,” he continued to explain.

“You just go for a little twist here, a turn there, and, of course, a little bit of the good, old brute force and eventually, all the little secrets will spill out. Just got to make sure no one else is around. Security, you know? That’s why you always should check up lonely little stations like this one here.”

As he said this, he gave me a little wink that made my skin crawl. Then he turned back toward the machine and put his heavy, muscled arms around it as if to embrace it. I saw his muscles bulge and could almost hear the metal of the machine straining. Then he bumped his wide chest against the machine multiple times with such force, I thought the glass would break. When nothing happened, a curse escaped the man’s mouth, and he began beating the side and top of the machine. Eventually, he bumped it with his chest again. I watched the surreal spectacle in front of me, not understanding what he was trying to do. Yet, after another, well-measured, almost gentle hit against the side of the machine, the sound of dropping coins reached my ear.

“See, boys, took a bit of work, but I cracked it just right, didn’t I?” he said, laughing.

A moment later, he began stuffing one of his pockets with a handful of coins. As he did, though, I saw he’d dropped something n his attempt at breaking the machine. It was a small, dirty piece of clothing, but the man didn’t seem to have noticed it. Instead, he turned and stared back at us.

“You want to try it as well?”

“No, I think we’re-“

“Yeah, sure!” Sebastian cut me off.

As drunk as he was, he hadn’t noticed how wrong this entire situation was and walked up to the guy, undeterred. I was quick to follow him, but I didn’t know what I’d do if things turned bad. Hell, I didn’t know if I could do anything at all against a guy like this.

I was antsy, half expecting him to reach out for or rush Sebastian. Yet, when I stared at the guy now, he acted like an entirely different person. Nothing of the crazy, dangerous hobo I’d seen before remained. Instead, he seemed like a big, but jolly man out to get a bit of change. For a moment, I wondered if I’d just been too drunk and tired before. Those eyes, however…

“So, what do I have to do?” Sebastian asked in a half-slurred, half-excited voice.

“Well, it’s cracked good and well already, so you won’t have to do a whole lot. A bit of force should do the trick, even for someone like you,” he said, laughing.

Sebastian rose his hand and beat against the machine’s side. But, of course, nothing happened. He did it a few more times before he grew frustrated and threw himself against it instead. Once more, I could hear the dropping of coins.

“Holy shit, man, it worked! Dude, you ought to give this a try as well!”

“Nah, man, I’m good.”

“See boys, that’s how it’s done.”

While Sebastian was busy filling his pockets, the guy grinned at me once more. His eyes turned sharp again, wild, even hungry, and instantly all my fears were back. For a moment, a contemplative look washed over his face, but instead of coming for me, he simply turned and left.

“Always got to make sure there’s only one,” he mumbled, but this time more to himself than to me or even Sebastian.

My friend, however, had noticed nothing and was busy milking the machine next to us for another handful of coins.

“Why you got to make sure there’s only one?” Sebastian suddenly asked.

By then, however, the man had already made his way down the stairs and was long gone.

At that moment, I remembered the small piece of clothing he’d dropped before. When I got closer, however, his words came back to my mind, his explanations of how to ‘crack’ things.

‘You just go for a little twist here, a turn there, and, of course, a little bit of the good, old brute force.’

What I saw lying there, on the floor, next to my still oblivious friend, was a small, almost delicate human finger wrapped in a bloodied piece of cloth.

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Premonitions

Premonitions. They always happen at the strangest time, and always out of nowhere. One second, everything’s all right, the next I witness something horrible.

My friend Paul and I were sitting on his living room couch, having a few beers. Suddenly, his drunk face was replaced by an empty, blood covered mask. At that moment, I knew something terrible was going to happen to him. When I saw it, fear took hold of me, a hot feeling washed over me, and sweat broke out all over my body.

“Yo, man,” I spoke up once the vision was gone. “We should call it a night. I think we’re both pretty drunk, and I should-“

“Fuck that, man! You promised you’d go with me! That bridge is where Julie and I first hit it off. Just want to get some closure, all right?”

I sighed.

“Look, I just got the feeling something bad will happen.”

“Like what? You think I’m going to cry?” he asked.

Then his face changed to an expression of slight outrage.

“You don’t think I’m planning on jumping or some shit, do you?”

For a moment, I was quiet. I knew I could never talk about these premonitions of mine. Not ever, not to anyone, not even a friend like Paul. Instead, I just shook my head.

“Nah, nothing stupid like that. I just think it’s not the best idea, that’s all.”

For the next half hour, I continued trying to convince Paul, but it was futile. Fueled by sorrow and alcohol, he was steadfast in going. So eventually, we set out.  As we made our way through the town’s dark, empty streets, the premonition’s nagging feeling continued to linger in the back of my mind. Paul, however, didn’t notice my anxious and thoughtful expression. Instead, he lamented over his breakup with his ex-girlfriend. I only listened with half an ear. I’d heard it all before, had heard it many, many times over the past weeks.

As I trudged along after him, I couldn’t help but wonder when those premonitions had started. When I was ten, playing with our family cat, Polly, I suddenly saw her lifeless body in the middle of the road. I didn’t understand it then, but hours later, it came true. Over the years, these visions, or premonitions, as I came to call them, grew darker. At first, they were only about pets or strays I saw in passing, but eventually, they were about people as well. The worst was with Grandpa. I tried to warn him, but it didn’t change a thing.

My head was a mess, as the terrible images of so many other similar premonitions came back to my mind. There had been so many over the years, so many terrible things, and yet, I’d never been able to prevent even a single one of them.

With a heavy mind, I soon saw the big bridge at the edge of our town. It was a monstrosity of steel and cement and spanned the wide valley and river below.

“Paul, let’s head home. It’s freezing out here, and I’m tired,” I said, trying one last time to stop him.

Yet, he didn’t even seem to hear me, and trudged on, undeterred. Then, after a few seconds, he stopped and jerked around to face me.

“Fuck that man! We went all the way out here. Let’s just have a cold one, watch the dawn, and then you can go back home. Fucking hell!”

I opened my mouth to say something, to put the anxiety that flooded over me into words, but what could I even say? For a few more seconds, I merely watched him before I set out to follow him. When I made it to the bridge, Paul was already standing at the railing, and had taken two beers from his backpack.

“Told you we should have a cold one out here!” he said with a wide, drunken grin on his face.

With that, he popped open the bottles and handed me one of them. For a while, we just stood there, taking sip after sip in silence. Both our heads full of our own worries. Paul’s with his girlfriend and the break-up, mine with the terrible, haunting premonition.

“It’s beautiful up here, isn’t it?” Paul eventually said, staring at the valley and the horizon where the sun had begun dawning.

“Yeah, it’s a pretty nice view,” I agreed, mumbling.

“So, why didn’t you want me to go? It’s not like anything bad will happen if we’re just standing here.”

My hand tightened around the bottle. I took a deep breath before I opened my mouth and told him.

“I saw you die,” I said, my eyes focused on him.

“What?”

Paul furrowed his brow, but didn’t seem to understand if I was fucking with him. For a moment, I thought he’d laugh, but the seriousness of my expression made him stay quiet.

“A premonition,” I answered calmly, taking another sip of beer.

“What the hell are you-?”

Before he could finish, I’d reached him, and before he could do anything in his drunken state, I’d pushed him over the railing.

For a second, a high-pitched scream cut through the air before a sickening thud followed. As I leaned over the railing and stared down, the sun was slowly coming up. It really was beautiful, I thought, as I stared down at Paul’s bloodied body and face. Finally, my anxiety and worries ebbed away. It was done.

Premonitions. Whenever I saw them, I knew what I had to do. It wasn’t just about witnessing the future; it was about making it happen. Every single time.

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The Yummy Food

Working at a retirement home is a tough job. The hours are long, overtime is a constant, and the pay is low. And yet, I never hated the job. No, I always enjoyed helping people and did my best to guide them through the last years of their life. All that changed with Mrs. Lizzy.

When she first arrived, she was a lovely old lady with a warm character and warmer demeanor. She’d worked as a kindergarten teacher for the better part of her life but was forced to retire because of old age. There was nothing she loved more than children, the tiny lady would always joke. However, it soon became clear why she’d been sent to a retirement home. Mrs. Lizzy suffered from an early, albeit quickly progressing, case of dementia.

During the first months of her stay, she was sharp and active, prone to telling long tales of the many years she’d spent with the children she loved so much. In time, however, her condition worsened. More and more often she’d babble to herself and wander the retirement home in confusion searching for a certain something.

It soon became clear what it was. A peculiar type of food, something she’d call “her yummy food.” This wouldn’t have been so bad. Over the years, I’d gotten used to working with patients with various peculiarities and conditions. What made working with Mrs. Lizzy so bad was her growing dislike for any normal food. Sometimes she’d just stare at her meals with a certain disdain, pushing the food from one end of the plate to another. On other rarer occasions, though, that dislike would manifest in a passionate hate. She’d grow violent, throw plates, and demand to be given the food she loved so much.

“Just once,” she’d bring out with tears of rage in her old, yellowed eyes. “Just once I want to eat it again.”

Over the months she’d been with us, I’d taken a liking to the tiny old lady. I guess it was because of her former occupation and because she, similar to me, had sacrificed much of her life by caring for others. It pained me to see her like that, and I tried my best to find out what this certain type of food was. But of course, I never got an answer. Once her attacks were over, she’d just babble on like always, incoherently, often about the children she loved so much. I tried the most during those now rare instances when she was of clear mind, but she’d always just stare at me.

“Now what are you talking about, dear?”

“That special meal, Mrs. Lizzy, you’re always talking about it, and I’m wondering what it might be. I’m sure I can do something about it.”

And yet, she could never answer me. Instead, she stared at me with a mixture of confusion and distrust, almost as if I was trying to trick her.

The more her condition worsened, the more nonsensical her tales became. I still sat with her, like I used to, but what had once given me a warm feeling now only made me sad. The once-lovely tales of playing with children and teaching them the alphabet turned into an incoherent mess consisting more of food than children. More and more often, her longing for that special food manifested in her tales.

“Oh, those yummy little children,” she’d sometimes whisper to herself while I sat next to her.

During those moments, I almost couldn’t fight back the tears. It was heartbreaking to see this nice old lady turning into a confused, demented mess. And yet, the worst was still to come.

The night it happened, I was on night duty. While I walked through the retirement home for a nightly checkup, I found the door to her room wide open. When I stared inside, I found her bed empty and the covers thrown to the floor.

“Mrs. Lizzy?” I’d ask, but when I turned on the lights, I found her room empty.

I cursed and informed my coworker Linda that one of our patients had left her room and must be wandering around the retirement home. When I told her who it was, I heard her groan. Mrs. Lizzy had never been a favorite with the rest of the staff and by now everyone was sick and tired of her peculiar behavior. As I made my way through the long hallways, whispering her name, I heard Linda scream. With quick steps, I rushed over and found her on the floor in front of the door to a room.

“Linda, what’s going on?”

Instead of answering, she just stared at me. Her face was as white as a sheet, and her lips were quivering before she raised a shaking hand and pointed inside. The room, I realized, was the room of our comatose patients. Without wasting another second, I stepped inside. There was Mrs. Lizzy, standing next to the bed, holding onto the arm of one of the patients. At first I didn’t understand what was happening, but then I saw what must’ve caused Linda’s panic. Mrs. Lizzy’s mouth was wide open, and she’d sunk the few teeth she’d left deep into the thin arm. Blood was dripping from her mouth, running down her chin and dripping onto the floor below.

“Dear lord,” I brought out as I stared at the sight in front of me.

I watched in horror as Mrs. Lizzy pulled her mouth back, tearing skin and flesh off the arm before she swallowed it. Behind me, Linda retched and threw up.

“It’s so yummy,” Mrs. Lizzy brought out when she saw me.

Her eyes were filled with tears of joy.

“So yummy.”

I was quick to restrain her and pull her off the poor patient. I’d expected she’d fight me, but when I told her I’d take her back to her room, she was strangely docile. On my way out, I told a shaken Linda to take care of the patient’s bleeding arm. As I led Mrs. Lizzy back to her room, I was quick to call an ambulance. All the while, the old lady was smiling to herself and babbling on the entire way about how yummy it had been. The look in her eyes, that smile filled with pleasure and satisfaction. It made my skin crawl. Even more so were her words.

“So long, it’s been so long since I last tasted it,” she’d brought out cackling.

When I put her into bed, her eyes focused on mine. For the first time in a long while, they were clear again, and for the first time, I saw the lingering, sinister darkness hiding in them.

Even now, back at home, I can’t stop thinking about those strange, confusing stories of hers. I’d thought it was nothing but nonsense and mixed-up words, but after tonight I can’t anymore. All I can hear inside my head now are her words, words that fill me with unspeakable terror.

“Oh, those yummy little children.”

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Night Cleaning

If you’d ask me ten years ago where I’d see myself now, it definitely wouldn’t be working at a cleaning company.

No, I’d tell you I’d run my own successful business.

I had high aspirations when I was younger, and I even dropped out of school to choose some vague, unrealistic dream. All hoping to make it big, to get rich.

After things didn’t work out time and again, and I had nothing to show for my lofty ambitions, I had to face reality. It was time to find some work.

This cleaning job was supposed to be nothing but a temporary thing, but five years later, I was still here.

To say I disliked the job would be an understatement, but it is what it is.

There are some perks though, half the time I work alone, so I can listen to music or podcasts. The other half, I work with my superior, Mark, who was the most laid-back guy in the world.

I usually work in the early mornings, getting things ready before rush hour, and all the regular people arrive. I hated the early morning shift because there was never enough time to get everything done.

The night shift was entirely different. You got all the time in the world, and there’s this sense of calm and quiet.

Tonight, Mark and I were dispatched to some high-rising office building, and we were told to clean up the premises of a promising start-up on the third floor. Apparently, those tech guys couldn’t be bothered cleaning up after themselves.

It should be a night I’d never forget.

We arrived at the building late in the evening. It was nothing but a dark monolith made of glass and steel rising high into the night sky.

After Mark unlocked the door, I pushed our massive cleaning cart inside. The thing was a monstrosity, an amalgamation of anything we’d need for the job. It was stacked with various chemicals and detergents, a handful of mops and two floor cleaning machines.

As I pushed the thing into the lobby, all I could see was a giant staircase in the back.

“Oh, come on, you’re telling me we have to carry all that up the stairs?”

I was in a foul mood that day, and I hated things already.

Mark gave me a grin and waved a key-chain he was holding.

“No worries, there’s this nice little service elevator waiting for us around the corner. Come on.”

With that, he led me to a small, half-hidden elevator shaft, unlocked it, and we pushed the car inside.

“See, Tom, the job’s got its perks!” Mark said, laughing.

“Yeah, guess so,” I mumbled to myself.

I had to admit, though, I was more than happy we didn’t have to carry all that stuff upstairs.

Once we’d made it to the third floor, Mark unlocked the company’s premises.

“Well, you ready for our little night time adventure?” Mark asked, while pushing the cart inside.

“I don’t get how you can always be so happy doing this shitty job.”

He shrugged.

“Gotta make the best of it, you know? Can’t be moping around. Come on, smile a little. This job ain’t so bad.”

“Yeah, why don’t you just fuck off,” I mumbled, but couldn’t help but laugh.

Mark sure wasn’t the smartest guy around, but he sure was one of the jolliest.

“All right, how do you want to do this?” he asked as we entered the pristine hallway covered in motivational pictures.

I used to like them, had them plastered all over my walls years ago. Now they meant nothing and seemed to mock me for my failures.

Then I let my eyes wandered around before I turned back to Mark.

“Well, would make sense to divide things up, wouldn’t it? That way, we’ll be done sooner. I go left, you go right?”

“You want me to walk around here all on my own in the middle of the night?” he asked in a fake-shocked voice. “What if there’s some crazy serial killer on the loose, or, you know, ghosts, or-“ he rambled, but I cut him off.

“Stop joking around, man. You know I’m not in the mood for any of that creepy shit. Let’s get going.”

“While Mark laughed his ass off, I stacked up on cleaning supplies and got my floor cleaning machine ready.

I plugged it in, started the beast, and began on my way down the hallway. Those things were pretty damn awesome, I had to admit.

I rumbled past the first glass door when I thought I saw a glimmer of light from inside. For a moment, I felt goosebumps all over my arms, as Mark’s stupid jokes came back to my mind. God, he’d laugh his ass off if he saw me right now. I shook my head and told myself it must’ve been my imagination.

A moment later, however, anxiously, I turned off the floor cleaning machine and opened the door. When I entered, I found myself in a giant office, filled to the brim with desks and computers.

When I stepped inside, a strange smell reached me. It was faint, but somewhat noticeable. A chair in the back had toppled over, and what looked like a… blouse, crumpled up and forgotten, lay next to it on the floor. Yet everything was quiet, and no one was around. What the hell?

I took down my headphones and listened for a moment.

“Anyone there?” I called out, annoyed at the slight edge in my voice.

When I didn’t get an answer, my hand wandered to a nearby light switch.

Before I could flip it, a guy’s head poked out from behind a computer.

I jerked at his sudden appearance.

“Jesus Christ,” I blurted.

The guy’s eyes focused on me. He seemed fidgety, almost as if he was trying to hide behind the computer, afraid I’d approach him.

“Oh, hey. Sorry, didn’t mean to startle you,” the guy said in a nervous voice. “Just trying to fix the code. Someone messed with it, so…”

“Shit man, it’s like… eleven in the evening,” I said, glancing at my phone.

His eyes continued probing me. The way he held his body was defensive, as if he expected me to come for him or… do something to him. After a few seconds, however, he gave me a weak shrug.

“Yeah, it’s late, but hey, if you got to clean, go ahead. Maybe you could finish here last, though? Really got to fix this.”

As I looked at the guy, I saw how bloodshot his eyes were, how tired his face was, and somehow, I couldn’t help but feel for the guy. If he was still here at this hour, his job was even worse than mine.

Finally, I shrugged and gave him a brief nod.

“Sure thing. I’ll take care of the other rooms first. You’re probably done by then.”

At first he was quiet, and just continued to stare at me, but after a few seconds, he opened his mouth again.

“Yeah, thanks man, all good, all good,” he mumbled in a slightly shaken voice.

What the hell was wrong with this guy?

Back in the hallway, I turned my cleaning machine back on, pressed play on my music, and continued on my merry way.

After that, I took care of the toilets at the end of the hall, and once those were done, I cleaned the conference room and what appeared to be a storage room.

I returned to the hallway just to see the glass door to the office open up. My eyes met those of the guys I’d seen before. I saw his mouth move, but couldn’t hear him over my music. I took down the headphones once more and took a step toward him.

“Sorry, what was that?”

I got no answer. Instead, he just stood there in the doorway, half of his body hidden behind the doorframe. Then he pushed his head outward, his eyes growing wide by the second.

“You know, why don’t you just keep on cleaning and leave me the hell alone?”

What did he just say?

“Yo, man, you know you’re having a rough day, but there’s no need to be an asshole!”

The guy started mumbling to himself. I could see his jaw tighten, saw his body growing tense.

“…calling me an asshole?” I heard between other, indistinguishable curses.

“Yeah, I’m calling you an-“ I started, but when I took a step forward, my foot got caught by the floor cleaning machine’s cable and I almost crashed to the floor.

I cursed and gave the machine a hard kick. A bottle of detergent I’d placed on top of it clattered to the floor and popped open.

“You’ve got to be freaking kidding me.”

I quickly picked the bottle up and closed it, staring at the puddle on the floor. I sighed before I turned back to the guy who still hadn’t moved.

“Look, I’m sorry,” I said, trying my best to defuse the situation. “Guess I’m having a rough night, too. Let’s just forget about it. No need to tell your boss about our little argument, right?”

Eventually, the guy gave me a weak nod.

“All right, gotta get going,” I said before I turned around.

I don’t know what the guy’s problem was, but he gave me the creeps. Freaking computer nerds, I thought as I continued on my way to the kitchen.

The place was a mass. To say it was untidy was an understatement. The floor was stained, as was the table and almost all other surfaces. I even found a woman’s handbag resting on the kitchen counter.

I pulled out my phone and checked out our to-do list. Of course, we had to clean all surfaces in here. I sighed, what was, I glorified maid?

For the next half hour, I was busy with half a dozen chemicals to return this dump of a kitchen back to pristine condition.

Once I was done, I was pretty proud of myself. Sure, the job sucked ass, but I had to admit, I wasn’t half bad at it.

Well, that leaves the office.

I pulled out my phone to hit up Mark, but of course he didn’t answer. He had this stupid habit of turning his phone off.

When I stepped back into the hallway, I hesitated. Something felt off, and a strange feeling washed over me.

Was that guy still… here?

Finally, I pushed open the door to the office and found it quiet. Even the dim light from earlier was gone.

“Yo, programmer dude, you still around?” I called out.

Thankfully, he seemed to have left.

I was about to get the floor cleaning machine when I noticed a bunch of dark splotches on the floor. Great, guess he left me a little goodbye present. Freaking asshole. Well, doesn’t matter, get rid of it and be done.

I flicked the light switch on and came to a stop. For a moment, I didn’t understand what I was looking at. I’d thought it was just a small puddle, but as my eyes wandered across the room, I saw splotches, splatters, and even… footprints.

I knelt down to clean up the mess he’d left, but when the rag touched the liquid, it stuck to it. It was thick and syrupy. I froze. What was that stuff, anyway? Then the smell hit me, a sharp, metallic smell. Don’t tell me this was… blood?!

Then I noticed a discarded piece of clothing on the floor nearby, the blouse I’d seen early, also stained in dark red.

What the hell was this? Don’t tell me…

As I inched closer, step by step, I thought about the way the guy had acted, how nervous and fidgety he’d been, how… creepy.

I followed the trail of liquid, dark red liquid that was most likely blood.

“Fucking hell,” I cursed when I noticed the first outlines of a pool of corrugated blood below a desk.

“Shit, fucking shit,” I cursed to myself.

I was trembling, my heart was pounding in my chest, and with shaking hands I pulled out my phone, ready to call 911. Then I made my way around the desk.

What I saw made me catch my breath, my body went cold, and time stopped.

On the floor, right in front of me, lay a woman in a pool of her own blood.

“Oh, dear God…” I whispered, backing away.

My legs buckled under me, and I crashed to the floor.

I opened my mouth to call out to her, to ask her if she was still alive, but her eyes were wide open, her mouth and her mouth distorted by a perpetual scream.

This can’t be real, it can’t… A second later, my heart pounding in my chest, a scrambled away, and threw up into a trash can.

What the hell happened here?

That guy, that guy I’d seen, he must’ve…

Instantly, my head jerked around, half-anticipating this deranged psycho to come for me.

Sweat ran down my face as I backed up against the office wall, my eyes darting left and right, desperately scanning the area. All was quiet, and I saw no movements. For all I knew, he really was gone.

Then something clicked. The only exit was at the other end of the hallway, where Mark was. What if he’d run into Mark, and… Shit!

I tried to hit him up on the phone, but it was still turned off. Shit, why’d he always have to do that!?

I opened my mouth to call out for him, but then closed it again. What if that guy was still inside the building? What if he was lying in wait for me somewhere?

As quietly as I could, I inched forward, carefully passing every door.

When I arrived at the service elevator, I found the doors closed, and the elevator gone. But you needed a key to operate it, didn’t you? The key that mark had.

I continued down the hallway, my own fears forgotten, desperately calling his name, but I got no answer.

It didn’t take long for me to find him. Mark was lying on the floor at the other end of the hallway. His floor cleaning machine was still rumbling on next to him, soaking up the blood that was leaking from his body.

“No, Mark, goddammit! Say something!” I cursed out, trying to lift his body, shaking him.

Yet his body was limp, his eyes unseeing and empty.

“Dammit…”

His body slid from my hands, and I slumped down beside him, hands trembling, cursing myself for not having realized things sooner.

Then minutes later, when I’d calmed down, I finally called 911, and explained the situation as best as I could, given my condition.

While I waited for the police to arrive, half-catatonic, with the lifeless body of my co-worker next to me, I slowly put things together.

The blouse, the handbag… that must’ve been those woman’s things.

That guy, whoever he was, was probably never supposed to be here. What if he snuck in to… and when we arrived, he had no way out?

Then something else crawled into my mind and began growing there like a festering wound.

The office, the guy’s behavior, and those dark splatters and splotches.

The blood. It hadn’t been there when I’d first entered it.

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The Rules – Instructions on How to Succeed at Cat Sitting

My friend Josh was my polar opposite. He as a young, successful entrepreneur, and, frankly said, filthy rich. I on the other hand was a perpetual failure, who lived in a small one-room apartment, always looking to make it to the end of the month. While Josh owned a flourishing online business, I drifted from one odd job to another.

Why’s this important? Because Josh left me a strange set of rules.

About two weeks ago, he had to leave for another business trip and needed someone to sit his house and take care of his cats. Josh owned four of the little buggers, all exotic breeds. He came up to me since he knew my situation had taken a turn for the worse because of Covid. I was behind on rent, bills kept stacking up, and finding work was harder than ever. Josh offered me a fair amount of money, enough to last me an entire month, and I eventually accepted his offer.

Every single time I visited his house, I was awestruck. It was a beautiful, two-story building he’d bought a couple years back and renovated from the ground up. There was probably more modern technology in his home than the rest of the entire neighborhood. Josh didn’t just own a smart TV or smart lights. He had an entire smart living room, a smart kitchen with a smart coffee machine, and even a freaking smart toilet. I didn’t even know half the stuff he owned existed, and wondered why he’d need any of it. Josh, however, loved everything that was new, shiny, and, of course, smart.

When I arrived, he offered me a bottle of imported crafts beer and led me inside. He told me the couch was all mine, I could roam the place as I saw fit, but his office was off-limits. Josh was very particular about this stuff, and I didn’t see any reason to intrude.

After those first instructions, he introduced me to the cats; an older Bengal, an Egyptian Mau, a Cornish Rex, and a recently acquired Savannah kitten. To be honest, I only remembered the different breeds because of his list of notes. I was never a cat person. No, to be honest, I was never a pet person. Once he’d told me all their names, which I’d forgotten the moment he’d left, he handed me an envelope containing his instructions about the cats. Or as he called it, The Rules.

He gave me a little wink, and told me to only open them once he’d left. I rolled my eyes, but gave him a little laugh. Josh was not only a weirdo, but he was also a very childish and immature person. I could already tell his so-called rules were nothing but bullshit. Still, I humored him and his antics, and put the envelope away on the couch table for now.

Josh told me a few more things about the house before he handed me the money and went on his way.

Once I’d settled in, I treated myself to another one of the crafts beers and sat back down to read The Rules. I’d prepared myself to find the envelope filled with nothing but silly pictures, but to my surprise it actually contained a list of rules.

The Rules – Instructions on How to Succeed at Cat Sitting

1. Feed the cats twice a day, at 8:00 AM and 8:00 PM. DON’T be late.

2. Always measure the amount of food using a measuring cup following the instructions on page two.

3. Each cat has their own special food, and follows a strict diet plan. DON’T mix up the food, and leave their feeding bowls at their respective places.

I rolled my eyes at his peculiarities. They were freaking cats. Why was all this stuff so important?

4. If the TV turns on at 10:23 PM on a random channel, leave it on. DON’T turn it off before 10:48 PM.

When I read this one I stared at the list for a moment before I chuckled. Really, Josh? Cryptic, obscure rules? God, this was too silly, even for him.

5. The cats need to be groomed every other day. Check the instructions on page three for more information.

6. If the lights turn on in a random room of the house, DON’T turn them off until the following morning.

7. Should you take out the trash, ALWAYS use the dumpster on the far right. ALWAYS make sure to close it. NEVER open the one on the left.

Yeah, this was getting stupid. It was obvious what was going on here, and for a second I was about to crumble up his stupid list and throw it away. Then I read on. Who knows, maybe there’s still something important between all the bullshit?

8. There’s an outdoor kennel for the cats. Make sure to let them out in the afternoon.

9. If you hear strange noises after 11:00 PM, ignore them and DON’T try to figure out their origin. Just stay in the living room. Again, DON’T try to figure out where they come from.

10. There might be noises coming from the office at random times during the night. DON’T enter at any time. The noises will soon stop again.

11. Each cat has a specific nutrient mix that should be added to their water bowls. Check page two for more instructions. Try not to forget it.

12. If you hear a knock against the window, you must ignore it. DON’T let anyone in. She will leave again if you ignore her.

13. Ignore any voices you hear throughout the house. There’s no one else there. Don’t investigate. They will stop eventually.

14. The beer’s all yours, but try not to get wasted and break things.

Once done, I couldn’t help but laugh. This was so typical for Josh. I put the list aside and checked out pages two and three. They were filled to the brim with detailed information about each cat. With a sigh, I went through them, trying to understand what the hell I was supposed to do. By then, t was almost noon. I checked the feeding and water bowls, but Josh must’ve filled them up before he left. So I didn’t have to do anything except letting the cats out in the afternoon, and feeding them in the evening.

The first day at Josh’s place was amazing. After a couple of hours, I could see the appeal of all these gadgets. If I wanted to listen to a specific song on his 5.1 sound system, all I had to do was call out its name. A single wave of my hand could turn off the lights, and don’t even get me started on the toilet.

As the hours passed, I watched Netflix on his giant movie projector and enjoyed a few more of the crafts beers. Man, I could get used to this sort of life. Some of the cats joined me at random intervals, eying their new roommate curiously.

Once it was evening, I followed Josh’s instructions and refilled the cat’s feeding bowls. It was harder than I’d expected; I was quiet tipsy by then, and Josh owned a plethora of different cat foods and nutrient mixes. In the end, I got everything right, at least I think so.

I’d just sat down for yet another movie when I heard sounds coming from the second floor. It was quiet and barely audible while the movie was playing. At first, I thought it was one of the cats, but when I turned off the movie, I realized it was a woman’s voice. A shiver went down my spine. As I listened, it almost sounded like she was… counting. I made my way from the living room and to the stairs.

“…seventeen, sixteen, fifteen, fourteen…” and on it went.

Needless to say, I was damned confused, and not just a little scared about what was going on.

“Hello? Is anyone there?” I called out, but got no answer.

Instead, the numbers continued to decrease until they reached zero. At this point, the voice stopped and silence returned. I swallowed, and after another minute had passed, I carefully ascended the stairs. No one was there. All I saw was an empty hallway. I didn’t know what I expected, but I wasn’t sure if I should be relieved or not. Right at that moment, I remembered Josh’s list of rules and returned to the living room. There it was, the penultimate rule on the list:

14. Ignore any voices you hear throughout the house. There’s no one else there. Don’t investigate. They will stop eventually.

All right, I told myself, this was bullshit. It was most likely a recording being played somewhere up there. With another beer as mental support, I went back upstairs. As I checked the walls though, I found no hint of a speaker or a radio. I was about to open one of the doors when I saw a light flicker on and off at the end of the hallway. Fuck this, I told myself. I didn’t know what was going on, but I sure as hell didn’t want to mess with any of it. Still, it was probably nothing. Just a malfunctioning light.

When I returned to the living room, though, I checked every corner before I settled back on the couch. For the first time since I’d arrived, I was happy to see the cats nearby. At least I didn’t have to sleep here all by myself.

When my phone woke me up at 7:00 AM the next morning, my head was slightly throbbing. I made my way to the kitchen and instructed Josh’s coffee machine to make me one of its strongest options. With the blackest coffee I’d ever seen in my life, I made my way to the feeding bowls. The cats followed me, but at a safe distance. The moment I took out their food, however, they were all over me. Oh, I knew what was going on here, you deceitful little creatures.

Nothing special happened over the course of the second day. I spent most of it either in the living room or exploring Josh’s home. In the evening, I found my way into his small, private library. It was filled with books on self-improvement and a sheer endless amount of business manuals. Eventually, I discovered a collection of the works of M. C. Escher, hidden away between an obscure work on Eastern philosophy and a biography of Jay Gould.

With the Escher books in my hand, I returned to the living room, and instructed Alexa to play some ambient music. While I busy studying Escher’s optical illusions, the room was suddenly flooded by the light of the TV. I jerked up and stared at it. It was set to a random channel, showing nothing but static. How the hell had the damned thing turned on? I checked if I’d sat on the remote, or if one of the cats had toyed with it, but I found it resting on the couch table. I reached for it, and was about to turn the TV back off when I saw the list of rules nearby. Hadn’t there been something on the TV on there? I found the one I’d been looking for right away.

4. If the TV turns on at 10:23 PM on a random channel, leave it on. DON’T turn it off before 10:48 PM.

When I checked the clock, I saw that it was 10:25 PM. Oh, you’ve got to be freaking kidding me. For a moment I was about to say fuck it, and turn it off, but then I remembered the weird voice from last night. I told myself again nothing was going on. Just another error in the settings. Yet there was that quiet voice in the back of my mind asking me ‘What if?’

Grumbling I put the remote down, and tried my best to ignore the annoying static. Once it was close to 11:00 PM, I decided it was safe enough to turn it off, and go to sleep.

Thus ended my second night at Josh’s home.

Over the next days, more strange things happened around the house. I was still telling myself it was all a malfunction or a coincidence. Hell, maybe Josh was fucking with me, but that quiet voice in the back of my mind wasn’t so quiet anymore. Every day, I found the lights on in random rooms, rooms I’d never even set foot in. At other times, I heard the strange voice again, always counting down to zero.

I tried to call Josh, but I couldn’t reach him. When I sent him a message about the weird occurrences, all I got back was a simple ‘Just follow the rules and everything’s fine.’ I cursed at that and almost threw my phone across the room. To be honest, I almost noped the fuck out of his house by day four. Real or not, this was all too weird, and it was getting to me. The problem was, Josh trusted me, and he’d paid me a fair amount of money to take care of his cats. So I stayed.

It was by day five that things took a turn for the worse, and I should come to regret my decision. I was in the living room, browsing Reddit when noises reached my ears yet again. This time it wasn’t the counting voice, though. Instead it sounded like someone was banging against the walls. Each bang made me jerked up, and eventually, I had enough of this shit. This stops now, I told myself. As I made my way to the stairs, I got another idea. What if Josh had hired another one of his friends to sneak in and fuck with me? It was a silly idea, but I wouldn’t put it past him.

More angry than afraid, I made my way up the stairs, and soon located the source of the noise: Josh’s office. I remembered his words. Hell, I remembered the freaking rule about the office, but I didn’t give a shit anymore.

“All right, whoever the fuck you are, knock it off!” I cursed “If Josh put you up to this to scare me, well done, you got me, ha ha!”

The banging continued, but soon I heard something else. It was crying, muffled crying.

“What the fuck…?” I mumbled, staring at the door.

“… help me…” I heard a quiet, muffled voice from inside the office.

My eyes grew wide and an icy shower went down my spine. It was Josh’s voice.

“… please, this guy broke in, and he locked me up here…”

The voice went quiet, and once more the crying started before labored breathing replaced it.

“Josh…? What the fuck?”

I got no answer. All I heard instead was more of the labored breathing coming from inside. I had all but forgotten about the rules. Something strange was going on here, something very fucking strange. I took a deep breath before I put my hand on the door’s handle, and ripped it open. What I found inside the office was… nothing. I saw Josh’s desk, his computer, his whiteboard, books and papers, but nothing else. The light was off, no one was inside, and nothing was in disarray. Then, as I stared at the empty room in front of me, all the lights in the house turned on in unison, only to flicker out moments later.

Needless to say, this freaked me the fuck out. I threw the door to the office shut, hurried downstairs, and ran from the house. Once outside, I could’ve sworn I saw lights turning on and off in random rooms all across the house. Almost as if someone… or something was rushing through it, searching it.

I went straight home after that. The moment I’d locked my front door, I sent Josh a message telling him what had happened, and what the fuck was going on. All I got was another short, obscure message.

‘You said you opened the door?’

‘Yes, what the fuck does it even matter?’

‘Dammit, I told you to leave it be and NOT open it. Well, nothing to do now. She won’t go after the cats, and by tomorrow things should be back to normal. You closed the front door, right?’

‘What the fuck are you even talking about? The hell’s the matter with your damn place? Please tell me this is all one of your stupid pranks and you’re fucking with me!’

This time, no reply arrived. Instead, he called me. Josh explained that his house had a history, quite a fucked one at that. Back in the day, long before he bought it and renovated it, the place used to be an orphanage. One night, half a century again, the caretaker snapped, and murdered the orphans one after another. All while counting down the number of kids still alive until she reached zero. After some research, Josh found out that his office used to be the caretaker’s old bedroom. It doesn’t happen often, he said, but sometimes, strange things happen around the house. A voice counting down or pretending to be other people, lights flickering on and off, and other, similarly weird things. That’s why he got so many smart gadgets. For some reason, those seem to confuse the spirit, as he called it. Generally, though, if you leave it alone, and follow the rules, nothing bad will happen.

“You’re fucking kidding me right?” I almost yelled into the phone.

“Afraid not, that’s why I left you the rules, but I should’ve explained things before hand,” he admitted.

“Yes, you fucking should’ve! Why the hell would you even call them something like that if it’s about a… shit, Josh, why did you even by a freaking haunted orphanage!?”

“The place was cheap, all right? Way cheaper than any other in town. How’d I know that…? Look, man, I know it’s fucked up, but please can you go back tomorrow and take care of the cats? It’s only three more days, but I’m worried about them.”

I was about to tell him to go fuck himself with his haunted home, but when he told me he’d pay me double, I closed my mouth as soon as I’d opened it. Shit, I mean, how bad could it get, right? I hadn’t been hurt so far, and Josh reassured me that nothing had ever happened to him. It was all just noises, and flickering lights.

So the next morning, I found myself at his house again. During the day time, everything looked as normal as it could be. By now, I’d calmed down, and wasn’t even sure about what had actually happened last night.

The cats rushed up to me the moment I’d entered the place. When I checked my phone, I saw that it was almost 10:00 PM. The poor little buggers seemed to be hungry, and the moment I’d refilled their feeding bowls, they churned down their food. I was about to leave again, but nothing had ever happened during the day. If anything weird were to happen, I could put down some food and water for the cats by 8:00 PM, and get the hell out of there.

That day, I made sure to take care of all the cat duties Josh had given me. I let them out in the afternoon groomed them in the early evening, and once it was 8:00 PM, I fed them again. Nothing strange happened, and I couldn’t help but wonder how much truth there was to Josh’s story.

Instead of going home then and there, I picked up my laptop, and settled down on the couch. I went to Google and started searching for proof. I was instantly greeted with various articles on orphanage related murders and other atrocities. Once I’d narrowed my search down, I noticed a specific, brief article.

The Horror of Sister Maria – Gruesome Murders at Orphanage

The article detailed the same story Josh had told me before. In March 1972, the caretaker of an orphanage, named Sister Maria, had murdered all the children she was overseeing. The name of the orphanage told me nothing, but when I saw the address, I knew it was the same building I was in at the moment.

“You’ve got to be freaking kidding me,” I cursed.

For a moment, a feeling of apprehension washed over me, and I wondered if Sister Maria had murdered some of in this very room. My eyes darted around, but all I saw was one of the cats sitting near me. I petted the little buggers before I went back to the article. Then the cat suddenly jerked up, his ears rose, and his eyes darted around.

Seconds later, I heard it, too. I froze, searching for the source of the noise before I realized it was coming from outside. I’d barely gotten up when three muffled bangs from the front door, followed by ghastly wailing, reached me. Step by step, I made my way to figure out what the hell was going on. I’d made it to the hallway when I heard another bang, this one against one of the living room windows. For a moment, I noticed a shadowy figure outside before it vanished again. Then there was another bang, from a different window, followed by more of the ghastly wailing.

Then I saw the outline of a face pressed against the window staring me right into the eyes.

12. If you hear a knock against the window, you must ignore it. DON’T let anyone in. She will leave again if you ignore her.

That was the moment I lost it. Now I knew this entire thing had to be real. Her. He’d written it specifically. It had to be the spirit, the ghost of the caretaker. Before it had been noises, flickering light, something I could deal with, something I could tell myself was a mere coincidence. But this was different. Once more the figure vanished before I heard it from a different window.

She will leave again if you don’t acknowledge her.

I’d stared right at her, hadn’t I? What if this thing, this ghost was coming after me? For a moment, I thought I could hear the counting voice again from somewhere deep in the house, and at that moment I ran. I was at the front door in an instant, ripped it open and stumbled outside.

And right at that moment, I saw it. To my right, in the middle of Josh’s garden, stood the shadowy figure of a woman. When it took one step towards me, panic flooded me, and I dashed from the house towards my car, and jumped inside. When I turned it on, the headlights flooded the area, and I could’ve sworn I saw more than one figure. I noped it the fuck out of there without ever looking back.

Once I was back home, I was a mess. Fuck the house, fuck the cats, and fuck Josh. I’d never go near his damned house ever again. I only sent Josh a single message:

‘I’m done with this shit.’

Then I turned to damned thing off. I was too shaken about everything that had happened. Before I’d tried to tell myself it was all a hoax, nothing but a stupid prank, but after what I’d seen tonight, I couldn’t anymore.

I didn’t sleep that night. Instead, I turned on every damn light in my small apartment, put on the dumbest movie I could find, and tried my best to distract myself. It didn’t work. Every single sound in the entire freaking building made me jerk up. I was a mess. I was only able to relax when the sun came up.

By ten in the morning, my doorbell rang. When I opened the door, I was surprised to find Josh outside. His face was as white as a sheet, almost sick looking, and he seemed to be as shaken as I was.

“Hey man, we need to talk,” he said the moment he saw me.

No greeting, no nothing, right to business. I stepped aside to let him past me. I laid into him right away, asking him what the hell was the matter with his house, and why he was back already. He was quick to raise a hand to tell me to be quiet.

“I think you better sit down. There’s a lot I’ve got to tell you. We… No, I fucked up,” he started.

With that, he told me the entire thing. All he’d done, and all that had happened.

As it turned out, Josh’s home was the definition of a smart home, much smart that I’d ever expected. Cameras and sensors were all over the place. He told me he liked to play music all over the house, so he’d installed speakers everywhere. Most of them were concealed and pretty much invisible. If you didn’t know they were there, you had no clue they existed.

I stared at him, not understanding what he was going on about, but then he dropped me a bomb. He’d been fucking with me. The entire thing was nothing but an elaborate hoax, just as I’d expected. He’d occasionally used speakers to play tricks on his guests. With me, though, he’d up the ante. At first, he only added a bunch of weird rules to his list of instructions to play a trick on me. Soon enough, he got a much more devious idea. He programed his entire fucking house to act out at specific times during the evening and the night. Lights would turn on and off, the TV would play static, and weird noises would be played from random speakers. He even recorded himself crying in his office. He even created an elaborate backstory for his house, one that was complete and utter bullshit.

“But, I read the article,” I started.

When he looked at me with a mixture of misery and embarrassment on his face, I knew the truth. He’d even planted a fake article about his house. When it all sank in, I went livid on him, and called him every name in the book while he sat there, embarrassed and guilty. Then I stopped. If this was all a joke, then what about last night? What about that ghost I’d seen? I confronted him about it right way, and told him it was beyond fucked up to hire someone to scare me like that.

That’s when Josh cast down his eyes, and I heard him inhale sharply.

“That woman… she wasn’t part of it,” he mumbled.

“What the fuck do you mean? Are you trying to tell me she was an actual fucking ghost!?”

“No,” he answered, shaking his head before he showed me an article on his phone.

Elderly Woman Killed in Attempted Break-in

I turned to Josh, not understanding.

“Last night, a man broke into the home of one of my neighbors, Miss Graham, an older woman living by herself. The police are still investigating. The man must’ve attacked her, but couldn’t restrain her. She got away, badly injured, and made her way to the house closest to hers to call for help.”

“Yours,” I whispered, my voice shaky.

Josh nodded.

“What… what happened to her?”

Josh hesitated, staying quiet for a long moment. Only after I’d repeated the question, this time much louder, did he finally answer.

“Got a call from the police in the middle of the night. My alarm had been set off, so they checked it out. They found her at the back porch of the house… beaten to death.”

I couldn’t speak. My head spun, and I almost collapsed. That figure, the ghost I thought I’d seen last night… My god, what had I done? Instead of helping that poor woman, I’d ignored her. Left her to die. I sank into my couch, staring at Josh, who seemed to shrink with every passing second, the guilt eating away at him. But it was the same for me. Exactly the same.

That poor old woman died… just because I was stupid enough to follow Josh’s list of rules.

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Renovations

I guess everyone’s heard about Craigslist horror stories, but no one expects to end up in one.

For years, I’d been thinking about leaving the city life behind. I just couldn’t stand the constant bustle, and longed for a remote life.

I’d saved up quite a bit over the years, and decided it was time to buy a house. When I saw the prices, however, my jaw dropped. I’d expected it to be expensive, but not that expensive.

In my desperation, I opened up Craigslist. I didn’t hope to find anything, but that’s exactly what I did.

The ad was as simple as it could be.

‘Small house for sale, way below market value.’

I clicked on it in an instant. When I saw the price, I was sure the seller had made a mistake. There was no way someone would sell a house that cheap, especially not a place that looked this decent.

Eventually, I found the seller’s phone number and called him. I expected the price to be a mistake, or hell, the entire thing to be a scam.

Instead, I found myself on a call with a man named Wilbert Johnson. When he told me the place was still available, I asked him about the price right away. He assured me there was no mistake. It was an old place, he said, and located in the middle of nowhere. Most of all, he just wanted to get the sale over with as soon as possible.

There was a catch, though. He wanted the payment in cash only, because he didn’t trust the banks or real estate agents. Some other people had shown interest, but they’d all gotten cold feet at the mention of this.

I didn’t see a problem with it. Hell, things would be quicker that way.

I guess that was my first mistake.

A week later, on a Saturday morning, I found myself on the way to Mr. Wilbert’s house. Which, I hoped, would soon be mine.

When I arrived, the old man greeted me with a bright smile. He was a sturdy, hard man in his late fifties.

“You Mark?” he asked as he reached out to greet me.

I nodded.

“Yes, sir!”

“Well, that’s the place,” he said, and stepped aside to let me get a better view.

I looked around for a bit before I stepped inside. The moment I did, the floorboards welcomed me with a loud creak. When it happened, an anxious expression washed over the old man’s face.

“Guess you were right,” I said, laughing. “The place really is pretty old. It sure has character, though.”

At this, relief flooded his face, and the smile returned.

“Oh, that it has. Been living here for thirty-odd years.”

“How come you’re selling it for so little?”

The old man was quiet before he sighed.

“Guess there’s no reason to keep it to myself. It’s because of Lisa’s disappearance.”

“Lisa?”

“My wife, Elisabeth. Been almost two months now since she up and vanished. Walked right out of the door, never to be seen again.”

“Shit, I’m sorry, I had no-“

“Nothing to do with you,” he cut me off. “Did everything I could, talked to the neighbors, the cops, and searched half the damned country. Nothing. I’d have kept searching, but by now…”

His voice trailed off, and he shook his head.

“Can’t keep living here. Everything reminds me of her. That painting over there, shew drew it a good twenty years ago. The table cloths over there? She got it from a flea market. ‘Isn’t it beautiful, Wilbert?’ she’d asked. Been stuck with the ugly thing ever since. Whenever I see it, I can’t help but wonder… it’s just too much…”

His voice trailed off, and I just stood there, shuffling, not sure what to say. I was never got at these things, people things, I mean.

Then I heard something. It was this quiet noise that sounded almost like scratching. When the old man heard it, too, he stepped up to a small radio and turned it on.

“Sir, what are you-?”

An embarrassed look came over his face, and he swiftly turned the radio back off.

“Sorry, an old habit, but it’s another reason the place is so cheap.”

“What’s causing it?”

“Ghosts.”

I stared at him, but his face remained dead serious for a second before he burst out laughing.

“Goddammit, I’m pulling your leg! It’s rodents! The little buggers have been a pain for years. Never figured out how they get in, but they crawl up the walls and… Maybe there’s even a stray cat in there, chasing after them.”

I winced when I heard that.

“Well, I planned to renovate the place, anyway, so-“

“Remember you saying that. Got some tools and materials stored up. Was gonna give the place the old once-over, but then, you know, with Lisa…”

His voice trailed off as he led me to the garage.

“Tell you what, I’ll throw all this in for free,” he said, gesturing at the pile. “Consider it an apology for not telling you about the rodents.”

One look at the pile told me it was at least worth half a grand. I was quick to accept the offer.

We talked more while the old man gave me a tour of the house. He had his renovations all figured out. Start with the second floor and work your way down from there. It sounded like solid advice, and I could tell he knew what he was talking about.

When we reached the kitchen, I couldn’t help but wrinkle my nose. Something smelled in here. It was this weird, musty smell, but with this strangely sweat undertone.

Mr. Wilbert noticed my expression and pointed at a small vent in one of the kitchen corners.

“The old ventilation system. Thing hasn’t been cleaned in years, and I think the rodents might have found a way inside…”

I stared at the vent for a while, but then I shrugged.

“Yeah, no worries. I’d probably replace it, anyway.”

Once the tour was over, we shook on the sale, and I arranged to be back in a few days to finalize everything. The old man, in turn, told me he’d put together a write up of his renovation plans.

Once I was back, and I handed him the money, his face turned serious once more.

“Now, it’s probably all bullshit, but Liza always swore the place was haunted. Said she heard wailing and crying in the middle of the night. Old stories about lynching and what not back when people still owned slaves.”

I laughed, thinking he was pulling my leg again, but this time, he didn’t join in.

“It’s probably just those teenagers down by the creek. They can get a bit rowdy when they’re drunk.”

“Well, doesn’t sound like anything I can’t handle.”

A few minutes later, the deal was signed. Then he handed me his notes and told me he’d included his phone number. If I had any questions, I should just call him.

Once he’d driven off, I stared at what would be my new home.

Quite the place, I thought. Sure, I’d have to put in some work, but there was no way I’d get a similar property for that price.

For the first couple of nights, I didn’t feel comfortable sleeping in the place. It was still full of the old couple’s furniture, and it made me feel like I was intruding into their lives. No, I had to get rid of it first.

For the next couple of days, I busied myself stripping the place, and once I was done, I ordered myself a cheap bed, so I had a place to sleep.

Yet sleep didn’t come easy during these first nights. There was this damned scratching. Sometimes it was quiet, at others it was louder, almost frantic, waking me at the oddest hours.

I remembered his wife’s story, but discarded it. It’s just those damned rodents, or maybe there really is a cat stuck in there. I shuddered. I didn’t want to think about a cat suffocating in my walls.

The next day, my friend Mike arrived. I’d told him about the house, and my plan on renovating it. He was happy to help, but I knew it was just an excuse for him to be away from his wife and kids for a few days, and maybe get a few drinks in with an old buddy.

“Quite the place. You really got it that cheap?”

“Yeah, it’s because the place is haunted, and there’re mice in the walls… and probably a cat or two.”

When he eyed me curiously, I couldn’t help but laugh.

“Come on, I’ll tell you all about it over a beer or two.”

With that, I handed him a beer, and while I led him into the house.

“Yo, what’s that smell?” he asked once we’d made it to the kitchen.

I pointed at the vent.

“Old ventilation system. Has to be clogged up, or, you know, the rodents… Guess I’ve got to replace it.”

While he started at it, the scratching suddenly started, making him jerk. His eyes grew wide, and, for a moment, he stared at me.

“Doesn’t sound like mice to me, but could be rats.”

“Great,” I mumbled.

After we’d shared another beer, we started on the work.

Before long, we resorted to the same thing the old man had done. The scratching, while quiet, was distracting, and we had to admit growing louder, as if something was trying to dig its way out of the walls.

During our third night at the place, Mike woke me in the middle of the night.

“Dude, do you hear this?” he asked me, his voice nothing but a hushed whisper.

As I listened, I could hear the scratching, but now it was accompanied by something else. It was a different noise, quiet and coming from a distance. It sounded almost like someone was wailing or crying.

“What if the old man was right, and the place really is haunted?” Mike asked, an uneasy expression on his face.

He’d always been a superstitious guy, easily scared, and a stark believer in the supernatural.

“Nah, it’s probably those drunk kids fucking around. The old man told me they’re gathering at a creek nearby to get drunk. Maybe they think it’s funny to scare the new guy.”

Mike gave me a weary nod, but his eyes wandered around, scanning the walls, clearly not convinced.

“Guess you’re right,” he mumbled.

Eventually, we settled back down, but sleep didn’t come easy. The scratching, the wailing, something was… wrong with it. It didn’t sound like it was coming from the walls, but from… somewhere else.

The next day, however, with the sun shining, and more renovations to be taken care of, I’d already pushed the thought away.

Guess that was my second mistake.

For the next two days, we doubled down on our efforts. Mike wanting the entire ordeal to be over with, and me trying to find those damned rodents.

At the end of the fourth day, Mike told me he was going to get himself a hotel nearby, but I told him he was being silly. Deep inside, however, I was as unnerved as he was, and I didn’t want to be alone at the damned place.

When I mentioned the teenagers again, he didn’t have any of it.

“You’re telling me there’s a group of teenagers out there who have nothing better to do in the middle of the night? Two nights in a row?”

“Look man, maybe it’s something else. I don’t know, the pipes, the floor, or… fuck, I don’t know. It sure as hell isn’t freaking ghosts.”

Mike grunted, but said nothing. For a while, I considered having a look around the property to figure out if it really was a group of teenagers, but then I told myself I didn’t want to be known as the local crazy person.

Then, taking another look at Mike, I turned the radio back on. Sure, it made falling asleep difficult, but at least it was enough to drown out the damned noises.

By this point, we were on the fifth day of renovations. By now, we were done with most of the day, and only had the kitchen and a small storage room left. Given that neither of us knew too much about renovations, we’d followed the old man’s instructions to the letter.

That was my third mistake.

Once the sun went down, neither of us wanted to admit how agitated we were.

We hadn’t turned down the radio all day, but even below the loud music, we could still hear the frantic scratching, muffled but almost ubiquitous. It reminded me of nails dragged over a chalkboard, as if some desperate creature was trying to claw its way out of the walls.

Now and then, we also heard these long, high-pitched wails. It wasn’t just a noise, but sounded like crying, the crying of someone far away, and trapped somewhere within these old walls.

Neither of us said a word about it, and neither of us wanted to acknowledge it, but the disturbing sounds were ever-present.

Eventually, I pulled out my old laptop, and suggested we’d watch a movie or two, have a few drinks, and celebrate that we were almost done with the renovations.

Mike agreed wholeheartedly. And yet, as the movie played, we were both on edge, jumpy, our voice strained and our laughter too loud and empty.

Then, long past midnight, the wailing rose again, louder and more intense than ever before. It cut through the house like a muffled scream, sharp, ragged… pained.

Mike’s beer slipped from his hands and shattered on the floor, his face pale. I jumped to my feet, heart pounding in my chest, barely able to breathe.

“The fuck was that?!” Mike yelled, his eyes wide with panic.

I opened my mouth, but couldn’t find the words, couldn’t find any logical explanation for it.

“Look, I don’t fucking know, man!” I blurted, my voice shaky.

We both fell quiet and listened. At first, we heard nothing, but then the scratching returned, this time more frantic than ever before. Another cry echoed through the house, this time even more desperate.

“This is insane,” I muttered. “It’s got to be those damned teenager. They’re fucking with us. That’s got to be it!”

Mike just stared at me, but I knew he didn’t believe me.

Then, and without saying another word, I stormed downstairs and threw open the front door.

“What are you-?” Mike called after me.

“It has to be them,” I insisted.

Mike hesitated, but before long, he followed me.

We both knew we were making excuses, and we both knew we’d find no one nearby. For almost an hour, we walked around the property, scanning the field and meadows nearby, but found nothing. No movement, no sounds, and sure as hell, no drunk teenagers messing with us.

Before long, we gave up, but neither of us wanted to go back inside the house. Instead, we huddled together in my car, scared and exhausted.

When morning came, neither of us moved. We sat in the car for what must’ve been half an hour, maybe longer, just staring ahead at nothing. My hands rested on the steering wheel, and for a moment, I considered just driving off, and leaving the house and whatever was causing the sounds behind.

“Fuck it,” Mike finally said, and pushed open the car door.

His face was pale, his eyes bloodshot, and he had deep shadows under his eyes. I knew I didn’t look much better.

He downed the rest of his stale beer and set out for the house. After a deep breath, I followed him.

That day, we worked faster than ever. Neither of us said much. Instead, we only focused on getting the job done.

Taking care of the floorboards was much harder than we’d imagined. We were both exhausted, and even worse, hungover. Still, we continued on, tearing away the floorboards in the storage room.

All morning, the radio’s loud music was our constant companion, until its batteries died.

I cursed and almost hurled the thing across the room when I noticed something. All was quiet. Even minutes later, there was no sign of the scratching. It was just… gone.

“Maybe it really was rats after all,” Mike suggested, his voice uneasy.

I nodded, but said nothing. That wailing, the crying. No, that hadn’t been rats.

Finally, only the kitchen was left. As we went to work, I noticed how oppressive the disgusting smell was by now. We tried our best to cover the old ventilation shaft, but it did nothing.

Suddenly, as he tore away another floorboard, Mike nudged me. I turned to him and found him just sitting there, staring at an old hatch hidden below the floorboards.

“The hell’s that?” I asked, getting closer.

“The basement, I guess,” he said matter-of-factly.

“But… why’s it hidden like that?”

“Maybe the rodents?”

Only a few moments later, we’d torn away the remaining floorboards, and threw it open.

Now we knew where the smell was coming from, because a surge of disgusting, musty air assaulted us. Yet it was heavy with something else, something almost sweet. Instantly, we both covered our mouths.

As we looked down these dark stairs that led… somewhere below, a feeling of apprehension washed over me. The old man’s stories, and last night’s events, returned to me. A lynching back in the day. The place is haunted. What if this…

“Shit,” I cursed before I got a hold of a flashlight.

“Don’t tell me you plan to go down there?” Mike asked, staring at the flashlight in my hand.

“Maybe it’s related to whatever’s going on, so…”

“Oh, you’ve got to be freaking kidding me,” he cursed.

A moment later, he’d gotten himself a flashlight of his own and we started on our descent.

There was no light except for the beams of our flashlights, and once we’d made it down, we found ourselves in a small room, one much too small for a basement. Down here, however, the smell was so oppressive, almost suffocating, it made me gag.

It seemed almost as if it was coming from the walls. A rat colony, told myself. Maybe they really got stuck down here, and…

“Yo, what’s up with this wall?”

I turned to Mike, who’d stepped up to one of the basement walls, scanning it.

“What do you mean?”

“Well,” he started. “There’s no moss on it, and it’s just made of brick and plaster. Looks pretty new to me, like it was built recently.”

I watched as he reached out his hand and knocked against the wall.

“What are you…?”

“Shh,” he shushed me.

He went to one of the other walls and did the same thing before he came back and knocked once more.

“Sounds hollow.”

We both stared at each other, unsure what to make of it.

A minute later, however, we brought down our tools and began tearing it down.

After a few hits, the first of the bricks collapsed inward. A nauseating mixture of rot, decay, and feces hit us. We both backed away, coughing.

Then I crept forward again to get a closer look. That’s when I realized what I was looking at, the second half of the basement.

Then I saw something else. In the center of the room, I saw something… no, someone. I screamed and stumbled back, crashing right into Mike, expecting a wailing apparition to come for us.

“There’s… someone inside!”

“What the fuck?”

We both watched the small hole anxiously, waiting, but nothing came forward, and all stayed quiet.

Then, together, we approached the hole again. When Mike sent the beam of his flashlight inside. His breath caught when he saw it too, a body lying motionless on the floor.

After we’d gathered ourselves, we redoubled our efforts, and had soon broken down enough of the wall to enter.

The beam of our flashlight revealed more. The entire floor was covered in filth, but our eyes didn’t linger on it for too long. No, they came to rest on the person in the center of the room. It was a woman, a frail old woman who lay crumpled amongst the filth. Her face was twisted in agony, her eyes were wide, her mouth half-open; a perpetual mask of terror. Her hands… oh god, her hands. They were raw and bloodied, the nails cracked and broken.

When I saw them, it finally clicked. The scratching, the wailing… dear god.

A moment later, we were back upstairs, and called the cops, telling them what we’d found.

When they arrived, they were quick to identify the woman, but there was no need for a name.

The moment I’d understood what was going on, I knew who she was.

It was Elisabeth Johnson, the old man’s wife.

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Business Deals

We always think we know who our friends are. Hell, I’d known my best friend Martin for the better part of two decades.

After what I saw today, however, I realized that I never knew who he really was, and what he’s capable of.

I began working for his company about a year ago.

I was a university dropout who was scraping by as a freelancer, hoping to make it big one day, but none of the things I did ever took off.

At age thirty, still stuck in the same shitty one-room apartment, I knew things had to change.

One night, when I was out with Martin, after half a dozen beers, I lamented about my situation.

Once I was done, he leaned back and told me a few things himself. Things hadn’t been easy for him either, and after his parents had retired, he was forced to take over the family business. He’d restructured it from scratch, and things were finally looking better. Soon he’d be able to make some real money, but for that, he’d need a few helping hands.

I looked up when I heard this, not sure what to say. He was selling canned soup at farmer’s markets and fairs. The fancy kind, sure, but was that what I wanted to do? Then I thought about my situation, and I had to admit, there was no way I could refuse his offer.

Things went pretty well. Stable pay meant I didn’t have to worry about rent anymore, and after I’d proven myself over the course of the first few months, Martin put me in charge of our logistics.

It was nothing fancy. I took care of our small warehouse, the monthly trips to our supplier, and handled the occasional delivery, or business deals, as Martin called them.

While most of our customers bought directly from our market stall, others ordered our product in bulk. As a sign of goodwill and gratitude, we offered to deliver the product in person. Sometimes it meant a slight detour after the market had ended. At others, the customer would arrive right at the market stall. It was business as usual, and I thought nothing about it.

That’s until today.

Martin had sent me a message instructing me to handle another one of his ‘business deals.’ The customer would come to pick it up in the later afternoon, around the time the market ended. Attached to the message was an image of a cardboard box standing in the middle of the warehouse.

In the morning, I put the box in the van, and secured it between the parts of our market stall.

The market was pretty much dead; only a handful of other traders attended it, and few people arrived to buy any product.

I had no idea why Martin had sent me here. There was no way we’d turn a profit. Hell, we’d lose money considering the price of gas these days.

The hours passed slowly, but eventually dusk arrived, and the market ended. I was about to pack up when an expensive-looking station wagon came right to the stop behind my market stall.

A well-kept older man stepped outside. He had an aura of self-importance about himself, and his outfit must’ve cost more than I made in a month. He scanned the area for a moment before he hurried toward me.

As he approached me, his eyes darted around nervously, and he grew more uneasy with each step.

I watched the man curiously. He wasn’t the first weird customer I’d met; Martin always said such things came with the territory. Rural areas in the middle of nowhere were prone to characters such as this.

“Hey there, can I help you?” I asked in the friendliest voice I could muster.

The man’s expression changed to one of disdain, and I could instantly tell he looked down on me.

“I’m here for the delivery,” he said condescendingly.

“Ah, the box! It’s in the back of the van. Quite the order you got there. Stocking up for the holidays?” I asked, in a jolly manner.

The man said nothing and continued to stare me down.

While his eyes rested on me, I shuffled around awkwardly before I led him to the market van.

When I opened it, and he saw the cardboard box, his expression changed. His eyes grew wide, and a hungry grin appeared on his face. Martin was right, you met the weirdest characters out here. All this over a few cans of soup?

“All right, let me get it.”

With that, I reached out for the box, but saw a corner had been torn open during transportation. I already saw that some of the packaging peanuts had spilled from the hole.

“Shit, I think the box was damaged during the trip. Let me check if everything-“

“That’s no problem,” the man said, putting his hand on my shoulder. “I’m sure everything’s all right.”

“You sure?” I asked, squirming under the grip of his hand.

“Just carry it over to the car, please.”

He smiled at me, but there was no hint of emotion in it. I nodded, freed myself from his hand, and dragged the box from the van.

The man was already at his car, trunk open, waiting for me. With every second, his face changed, and I watched as an annoyed, almost angry expression replaced the smile. Every once in a while, his eyes would dart around, and his hand was tapping against the side of the car as if to urge me to get a move on.

I did precisely that. The guy was creeping me out, and by now, I wanted nothing more than to get this entire thing over with. Then the box began slipping from my hands. My steps sped up, and I barely made it to the car before I lost my grip, and it tumbled into the trunk. As it did, the already damaged side of the box tore open.

An audible gasp escaped from the man next to me.

“Oh shit, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to-“

My voice trailed off. Instead of cans of soup, something else spilled from the box.

At first, I didn’t understand what I was seeing. Between the mass of packaging peanuts, I saw something white. It was a small white hand that dangled from the box.

What the hell?

Before I could even say a word, or ask what was going on, the man threw the drunk shut. I jerked at the sudden loud noise and focused on the man again.

Neither of us said a word, and for a few seconds, we just stared at each other in silence. I was bewildered by what I’d just seen, while his face showed a mixture of fear and anger.

I was afraid he’d jump me, but then he just pushed himself past me, jumped into his car, and without another word, drove off.

During the long trip back to the warehouse, I tried to convince myself that my eyes had played a trick on me. There was no way what I’d seen was real. It had been a long day, and that guy had been creepy as hell, so my mind had probably conjured up the image. I shook my head, then began laughing out loud, to convince myself how ridiculous the idea was, but even to my own ears it sounded fake and hollow.

I’d turned the heater in the car to the max, but even though I felt cold, and shivered in my seat.

The moment I reached the warehouse, I saw Martin already waiting for me.

I almost drove right past it, but his face was as friendly as usual.

“Hey man,” he greeted me when I stepped out of the car. “I was just checking on a few things, so I thought I might help you unload everything. How did the market go? Any good?”

“Nah, it was pretty shit. No customers at all.”

“Well, can’t be helped. How’d the… ‘business deal’ go? Did the guy pick up his delivery?”

“Yeah, everything went well,” I blurted out, almost a bit too fast.

A hint of suspicion showed on his face, but it was gone in an instant.

As we unloaded the van, we talked and joked as usual, but the atmosphere was different, tense even.

Something unspoken hung heavy in the air, and every once in a while, I found Martin’s eyes linger on me for a tad bit too long.

Neither of us said a word about the packaging peanuts scattered in the back of the van. Instead, we unloaded the parts of the market stall and re-shelved the unsold cans of soup.

Once we were done, I gathered my things and was about to head to the nearby bus station.

“Hey man, why the rush? Let’s have a drink!” Martin offered.

I was about to decline and get the hell out of there, but a small voice in the back of my head told me that wouldn’t fly tonight.

“Sure, why not,” I answered in as calm a voice as I could muster.

Whit that, we drove to the nearby grocery store, got ourselves a beer each, and settled back in his car.

While I stared at the bottle in my hand, Martin took a big sip of beer before he sighed.

“Sorry man,” he finally said.

“What do you,” I started, but when he looked at me, I knew this was about the box.

“You know, I haven’t been quite honest with you. Things haven’t been going well at all. It’s all about online stores nowadays, and most people don’t even go to the weekly markets anymore.”

I nodded.

“After I took over the company, I barely made any money. With Julie and the kids at home, it just isn’t enough.”

Once more, I nodded, trying my hardest to keep the anxiety at bay.

“There was no way I could tell Julie how bad things really were. We’d just bought the new house, and now I couldn’t even pay the freaking mortgage. I was looking for some serious trouble, so I did some research, went to a few trade shows, and talked to some of dad’s old contacts. Eventually, I stumbled upon a few, well, alternate products.”

“And you decided to sell them on the side, right?”

“Yeah.”

We both were quiet for a long while, drinking our beers in silence.

“Never imagined I’d be selling something like that. Freaking sex dolls.”

“Sex dolls?” I blurted out, instantly regretting it.

Martin, however, sighed, before he explained. He’d gotten in contact with someone from Eastern Europe, Slovakia. It was a company that specialized in anatomically correct sex dolls. They were perfect down to the tiniest detail: smooth soft ski, real hair, the whole deal.

“It’s disgusting how close they are to the real deal, but there are people out there looking for just that.”

I took another sip of my beer.

“You’re telling me there was a sex doll inside that box? Isn’t it way too small for that?”

Martin’s face turned dark.

“Well, they make them in all sizes, you know? There are people out there who are willing to pay quite a bit extra for… that.”

I knew what he was implying.

Once more, I looked over at Martin. I thought I knew him, and yet…

Then I imagined him going home to his wife, tugging his kids into bed, and I felt sick to my stomach.

“Well, I guess it’s time for me to-“

“Hey, sorry again. I should’ve told you about this whole damned thing right from the start. I know it’s sick. Fuck, it’s disgusting, but we’ve all got bills to pay, you know?”

His eyes rested on me, and he was looking at me pleadingly, almost waiting for me to say something, to ask an unsaid question, but then I noticed something else in his eyes, something darker, more sinister.

“Guess you’re right,” I blurted. “I have to go, though. Got almost another hour on the bus before I’m home.”

“Yeah, sure, night man.”

I gave him a nod, exited the car, and made my way to the bus station. With each step, I could feel Martin’s eyes digging into my back. I forced myself to walk as normally and calmly as I could, yet before long, I felt my steps speeding up. I’d waited for his car to drive off, for him to leave, but I heard nothing, and I knew he was still watching me.

When the bus finally arrived, I nearly leaped inside. I was anxious, scared, and had to clutch the seat in front of me to keep my hands from trembling.

I should’ve been calm. Martin had explained everything, after all. It was messed up, sure, and probably illegal, but they were just dolls, right?

He was my best friend, and I wanted to believe him. I wanted to believe him so badly.

Yet there was one thing, that kept coming to my mind: the image of what I had seen just before the man had thrown the trunk shut.

That small hand, those tiny fingers… if it was nothing but a doll, why the hell had they moved?

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The Prisrak Case

When my grandfather was younger, he worked for the Soviet police, the Militsiya.

He handled his share of unsettling cases, but the strangest one happened in a place called Krutchshow, a long forgotten factory town in Southern Russia. He referred to it as the Prizrak Case.

Grandpa’s face was full of unease, haunted by long forgotten demons, as he recounted what made the case so special.

In the early fifties, the Soviet Union went through a time of heavy industrialization. During these years, many towns similar to Krutchshow were built. The principle was simple. The authorities found a suitable location for factories or other production facilities. Once those were finished, they’d construct cheap living quarters for the workforce.

The case started when an older woman arrived at Grandpa’s station in Volgograd. Her brother lived in the small town of Krutchshow, but she hadn’t heard from him in months. The woman herself was too old to visit the distant town, so she pleaded with the Militsiya to find out if something had happened to him. Krutchshow was hours away from Volgograd, but still fell under their jurisdiction. Grandpa assured her he’d check on him and set out on the long trip.

He told me he’d heard his share of stories about these factory towns, but when he arrived, things were much worse than he’d imagined. The inhabitants of Krutchshow were a sad, malnourished lot, and mostly comprised people who had nowhere else left to go. They were either too old, or migrants from distant parts of the Soviet Union.

People were scared when he arrived. After he said this, Grandpa was quiet for a moment, and a dark expression showed on his face.

“Couldn’t blame them. We, the Militsiya, had a terrible reputation, and for good reasons. We did… a lot of bad things back then, a lot of bad,” he admitted. “But that’s just how things were.”

His voice trembled, and I saw a flicker of guilt on his face.

The inhabitants were worried about what he’d do. Maybe he’d foreclose their homes and drive them away. Maybe they’d be taken to the gulags, or worse… Grandpa shook his head.

“Bad times, nothing but bad times.”

While he didn’t find a hint of the old man, and no one told him anything about him, he learned more about the town of Krutchshow and how different it was from other, similar factory towns. The region it was built in had a history. During the times of the Russian Empire, it was the estate of a noble family. By the time Krutchshow was built, the former grand mansion still existed, now vacant and abandoned. Instead of demolishing it, however, the authorities converted it into makeshift living quarters. They unceremoniously divided up the vast, lavish rooms into small one-room apartments, and relocated the future workforce there.

After he toughened up on people a bit, though, he learned there was more going on at Krutchshow than merely a man going missing. Over the course of the past three years, more than a dozen inhabitants had vanished. A person going missing wasn’t strange, especially during these times. People were poor, rarely had enough to eat, and often ran off to find their luck elsewhere. Hell, sometimes they simply went missing. More than a dozen people vanishing without a trace, and informing no one, was a different story.

When he informed the local factory overseer, and the higher-ups in Volgograd, and investigation by the Militsiya was started. The authorities weren’t concerned about the people, of course.

“No,” Grandpa said with a grim expression, and anger on his face. “All they cared for was their damned production quota.”

Their initial questioning went nowhere. No one was willing to talk or seemed to know a thing. Yet there was one thing Grandpa heard from time to time. It was a word he only overheard in hushed whispers and quiet murmurs when they thought he wasn’t listening. It was the word prizrak, which is the Russian word for ghost or phantom.

When he finally confronted people about it, they all pretended they’d never heard about it. It was clear something was going on, and the Militsiya had already made plans for some stricter methods of interrogation, when someone talked.

One day, a factory worker in his late fifties, Dimar, showed up at the Militsiya’s makeshift investigation office. He was fidgety, nervous, and didn’t even look them in the eye, but he said he needed to talk to them. When they pulled him inside, he sat down, but they all saw how scared the man was, how he was trembling in his seat. At first he just sat there, silently, but finally, he opened his mouth, pleading with them to not do anything to him.

“Was afraid we’d sent him away, and said he had nowhere else to go. Krutchshow was the only home he had, he said, but someone had to talk, someone had to say something!”

After they’d handed him a stiff drink, the man finally opened up about the noises that haunted the building. He said they’d started years ago and continued on ever since. At first, everyone thought it was nothing but the old mansion itself, or maybe someone messing with the other inhabitants. God knows, he said, there’s no shortage of shady characters in the building. Yet the longer the noises continued, the more unsettling things became.

Those noises, he said, anxiously. They were all wrong. At times, they sounded like heavy footsteps, at others as if something was scratching or beating against the walls. Sometimes they echoed from far away, and sometimes they came from right beside you. Occasionally, they’d even originate from rooms long-vacant and empty. It didn’t matter what time of the day it was. You could hear them in the early morning, but also in the middle of the night.

It was some of the old woman who first began talking about the story of the prizrak. At this point, Grandpa interrupted the man’s ramblings and asked him what this prizrak was. Dimar was quiet again. He cast his eyes down while his feet shuffled over the floor. Grandpa said he had to repeat the question twice more, the third time yelling it at the man until he finally started. Dimar said he was never one to trust in ghost stories, and told himself it was all humbug, of course, but the longer the noises went on, the more he listened.

At first, it was only rumors about a ghost or a curse someone had put on the old mansion. Before long, however, the rumors developed into a life of their own. There was talk about a serf who’d been murdered by the noble family, while others talked about a disfigured family member who’d been imprisoned in the basement. Some even said it was something much older, a shadow who’d been stalking these old walls for centuries.

Grandpa asked him how all of this was related to the disappearances.

“Never seen anyone so terrified in my life. Said it was always during these noises, always when the prizrak was most active that someone was taken.”

After that, Dimar was almost mumbling to himself. Said it happened all the time now, daily ever since the Militsiya arrived. It was only a matter of time now before someone was taken away again, and now that he’d talked… Grandpa was quick to assure him that nothing would happen to him, and that they’d figure out what was going on.

After the man had left, Grandpa shook his head, and the other members of the Militsiya had a good laugh about the story. None of them were religious, and none of them believed in silly ghost stories, but it seemed the inhabitants thought it to be true. When I asked him how he could be so sure, Grandpa turned to me.

“We were all men of the Militsiya, and in all our years, we’d learned one thing above all else: the darkest and vilest things are always committed by men themselves, always.”

There was one specific part of Dimar’s story, however, that had caught his interest more than anything else. He’d said the noises had happened daily ever since the Militsiya had arrived, but none of them had ever heard anything. It seemed as if whatever, or better, whoever, was responsible, made sure the Militsiya didn’t notice a thing.

The plan they hatched that day was simple. They’d bug the place, storm in once the noises started, and catch the perpetrator. For this, they told the inhabitants, they needed to do a sweep of the building to find evidence. In reality, though, they planted a handful of simple listening devices; nothing sophisticated, but enough to do the trick. Once they were done, all they had to do was wait.

The Militsiya man divided into two groups. Grandpa and a few of the others would enter the building, while the rest kept a tight surveillance outside, in case the perpetrator tried to flee the scene.

Only a few hours after they’d installed the devices, late in the evening, the noises started again. When Grandpa and the rest entered the building, they found it in pure chaos. People huddled in the hallways. The women were crying and praying, while some men accused the Militsiya men of angering the prizrak. It took them almost an hour to restore order. Once everyone was accounted for, however, one person was missing: Dimar. Grandpa immediately rushed to the man’s room but found it empty.

A search was conducted right away. They evicted all the inhabitants and put them under tight surveillance at a nearby factory warehouse. Then they searched through all the rooms, and went through the entire place from top to bottom. Yet even after hours, they found no hint of the man. Some started voice concerns, and a few even wondered if there might be more to the story of the prizrak.

Then one of them noticed something. He’d been in Dimar’s room, rechecking it for what must’ve been the fifth time. He’d noticed that a part of the wallpaper locked strange. It was darker than the rest and hung loosely in front of the brickwork. He thought it was because of the building’s terrible conditions, but when he went closer, he noticed it wasn’t only the wallpaper, but also the brickwork. The moment he touched it, he noticed he could move it. That’s when he called for the rest of the Militsiya men.

They quickly removed the loose part of the wall and found a small entry way leading to the room next door. At least that’s what they thought at first. When one man squeezed through, he noticed that it instead led to a space between the walls. Grandpa left the room to compare the inner and outer dimensions of the room, and realized the wall had to be almost a meter wide. They were puzzled, but after consulting the mansion’s blueprints, they discovered this wall was part of the original mansion. Sure, a lot of new walls had been added, but the old ones were still there.

When they entered the space, they were even more surprised. It wasn’t a hole or a small hideout like they’d originally thought, but a sodden tunnel that led through the entire length of the wall. The air was musty, dirt and fallen plaster was everywhere, and all corners were infested by thick, heavy spider webs. Yet this tunnel was easily half a meter wide; enough space for a human being to pass through.

While they explored these narrow, tunnels, one at a time, squeezing past plaster and bricks, they soon discovered that it led into other, similar tunnels, in the original mansion’s other walls. All of them with hidden entryways of their own. It was clear what the source of the noises must’ve been: someone moving through these tunnels.

When checking out the rest of the tunnels, they found even more puzzling things. There was an old, half-rotten mattress stacked between the walls, a chair and a table, and even an improvised cooking area.

Before long, they stumbled upon Dimar’s corpse. He just lay there, in one of the corners, discarded, his blank eyes staring at nothing, and his mouth still wide open. The cause of death was strangulation, but the man also showed a wound caused by a blunt object. The perpetrator must’ve entered Dimar’s room in the middle of the night, beaten him unconscious before he dragged him into the walls and strangulated him.

A helpless, futile expression came over Grandpa’s face, and he began cursing.

“Things like that; they happened a lot. We, the Militsiya… always making promises, always saying we’d protect people and make sure no harm came to them, but in reality… we rarely did anything… rarely saved anyone!”

For a while, he sat there, panting and staring off at nothing, before he continued.

Investigating the tunnels, he said, took hours. The men of the Militsiya were hardened, stoic man, yet none of them wanted to venture in on their own, afraid of what they’d find in there. They also stumbled upon stacks of old, rotten clothes, and various other items: the belongings of all the other people who’d gone missing over the years. They all must’ve suffered a fate similar to Dimar. Yet one thing puzzled them all. Even after searching for hours, no other remains were found.

The interrogations went for an entire week, but even after harsher methods of… questioning, the perpetrator was never found. The only thing they knew was that it had to have been one of the building’s inhabitants. While there were secret entrances to the wall tunnels all over the building, none of them led outside. After killing Dimar, the perpetrator must’ve left the tunnels, and mixed in with the rest of the inhabitants. If they’d had more time, they might have eventually figured out who was responsible. The higher-ups, however, didn’t care. It didn’t matter to them that a dozen workers and immigrants had died.

In the end, the old mansion was demolished, people were relocated to a newer building, and Grandpa and the rest of the Militsiya men left Krutchshow behind.

I sat with Grandpa for a while longer, but he’d fallen quiet. I was about to get up, thinking the story was over, but when I did, Grandpa sighed heavily. When I looked at him, he had a dark, almost empty expression on his face. His hands were resting on his knees, but I saw him trembling. Finally, he turned to me, his voice nothing more than a whisper.

“This case it has haunted me for years, but it wasn’t because people died. Not because of the promise I’d made to Dimar. No, it was because of something else.”

I stared at him expectantly.

“There was a routine to these murders. A person was only killed every few months.”

At first, I didn’t know what he was trying to say, but then he reminded me what they’d found inside these walls, and also what they didn’t. I felt sick to my stomach instantly, and when Grandpa saw it, he only nodded. Yes, there was a reason they’d found no remains, and there was a reason for the cooking area.

“Terrible times,” Grandpa said, shaking his head. “The country was still in ruins, people were poor, people were starving… but Krutchshow? It was the most impoverished of them all.

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